Too cute.
Then later today he takes my horn case to the car without being asked... actually without me even having the intention for him to take it. He just saw it and took it. He's going to make some young lady very happy one day. He already made a mommy very happy.
Then, my friend Susan, funniest woman I know, tells this story.
This young man and woman were engaged to each other and going through that pre marriage counselling through their church. The pastor told them that they were more than welcome to be married in that church as long as they stayed "pure" through their engagement. The went for weeks and weeks keeping true to that promise that they would stay untouched until their wedding day. 2 weeks before the wedding, they went to their pastor and told him they had fallen. He said "We were showing so much restraint. And then this one day, I saw her reach for a light bulb, and my lustful nature overwhelmed me and I took her then and there." The pastor shakes his head and says, "I am so sorry. But you realize that you are no longer welcome to married in this house of God" The man says, "That's alright. We aren't welcome at The Home Depot anymore either"
I do live in Colorado Springs remember. Tame crowd here :-)
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