Hotness

Quick funny story....

A few night's back, kiddo couldn't sleep. After many attempts at getting to sleep, he asked if he could sleep in my bed. Because I wanted to get to sleep, I reluctantly conceeded. After about 2.5 hours of loaning the right hand side of the bed, I could no longer sleep because I was sweating so bad. The little guy is like a four foot five hot water bottle. I aborted and went to finish the night in the bottom bunk of his bed.

He asked me the next morning where I had went. I told him I went to sleep in his bed because he was so warm that he was making me too hot to stay there.

He says," Yeah. I'm a hot sorta guy. My hotness moves around and can be too much for people." Before cracking up I said, "Really? Must be tough being hot" He didn't get my laughter.

So guys, take it from an 8 year old. Try to control your "hotness" :-)