Monday, March 26, 2007

Darn spam - can make a girl blush... or vomit.

When I check my email ( which like many today is upwards of 10 times a day) I love to see emails from family and friends. I don't even mind getting a bill pay reminder or offer for something. What I am getting to abhor is the porno spam. How do I get this stuff? Luckily, most of it goes into the junk mail folder where it can be easily deleted, but, honestly, it's rather disturbing.

I have no need to grow anything by 6 more inches, I have no desire to find a F&*^buddy... (especially one who is advertising on the Internet)and I personally do not care how many whoevers or whatevers someone has banged in the last 24 hours... unless it is a GONG SHOW reference. Even then, the concern is not that great.

Ok, I don't really want to know how, but WHY ??? Is a sense of desperation emitting so strongly from my computer that I get this crap? (Hmmm. There's a thought) Besides, I am not male. The things they seem to find appropriate to solicit to males is down right disgusting, if not frightening.

Well, at least if I don't get a friendly email or line joke from someone, I know at least 20 people will have solicited me for some sort of sexual service or product in the junk mail folder. That's just depressing.

But I wonder.... do people reply to this stuff ?

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